A

Animals- Every cool guy listens to Maroon 5's greatest hit song

B

Buffalo- Every cool guy understands the stalwart bravery of the mighty Buffalo

C

Cool- Self explanatory

D

Dinosaur- Giant lizard, what more could you want?

E

Everyone- No matter who you are you too can be a cool guy, just not as cool as me

F

Franz Ferdinand- Throwing the entire world into war by dying, pretty cool

G

Gone Girl- 2 hours 29 minutes of psychological thrills

H

Hannah- a name spelled the same forward and backwards reminds you of racecar, and racecars are cool

I

I- “I” am cool

J

Joker- Batman's greatest enemy

K

Kenny Omega- Pioneer of international cool

L

Louvre Museum- You probably thought I was gonna have my name here but cool guys don't need that, also art is wicked cool

M

Mac- Cheese? Fernung? Whatever comes after Mac is sure to be cool

N

Nitrous- Makes fast cars even faster

O

Over The Hedge- Cool guys love this movie

P

Placidusax- Coolest dragon

Q

Quark- Even the most basic building blocks of the universe are cool

R

Rock Lobster- The B-52s are so cool dude

S

Solid Snake- Any guy that can pull off a headband is cool

T

Theseus- Killed a Minotaur

U

Urchin- Stepped on me. Stepped on me? Are you kidding? This guy was dancing on me. I mean just look at this, broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken.

V

Vampire- Ruler of the night, mystical blood-drinker

W

Wakako Okada- You don't survive in Night City that long by being a loser

X

Xenoblade- Cool sword

Y

You- Making it this far down the list is pretty cool, but still not as cool as me

Z

Zebra- Are they black with white stripes or white with black stripes? Who cares, they're cool, that's all that matters.